Painting rustic garden signs to display is so much fun – here are some garden sign sayings to paint on them:
Welcome to my garden (of course)
This garden is like my child: a little wild, hard to contain but makes me smile.
Watch for Birds/Snakes/Beetles etc.
So many weeds, so little Thyme
Feel free to talk to these plants – they understand
Unruly children will be given hugs, sugar and a free puppy
Flowers grow by inches but are destroyed by feet
I have a rock garden; last week three of them died
We’re bloomin’ crazy!
Now entering the Seedy Part of Town…
This is your last chance to bloom!
Swim at your own risk
Trespassers will be composted (sign stuck in a compost bin beside a pair of pants tucked in to old boots)
I Tried, It Died
Bee the best you can be
Enter these enchanted woods – Ye who dare
May you always hear the whisper of wings
Do you, Gardener, take this Garden, to weed from this day forth?
In my garden time slows to a snails pace
The Earth laughs in flowers
Don’t make me come out there.
Frog parking – all others will be toad
Gardening begins at daybreak, and ends at back break
Gardening is for pansies
How does my garden grow?
1 part soil
2 parts water
3 parts wishful thinking
Everybirdy welcome (on a bird house)
Shh…germination in progress
No Japanese Beetles beyond this point
Untamed dandelions – do not feed!
To weed; or not to weed; that is the garden
Wishing you Butterfly mornings, and Wildflower afternoons
A beautiful garden is a work of heart
Gardeners are like doctors; they both bury their mistakes
May all your weeds be wildflowers
Flowers feed the soul
Weed ‘em and reap
To everything there is a season
Perch long – chirp much – sing often
Annuals: live fast, die young
Time began in a garden
Nothing bugs me in my garden
Die, Weeds, Die!
I don’t remember planting this
Gardener wanted – must look good bending over
Gardening – just another day at the plant
When heaven falls to earth it becomes a garden
Between these weeds, flowers grow
Tyler says; I would like to see one with HILLBILLY HEAVEN on it; my dad has a goofy looking half garden that looks like a hillbilly put one together.
Daniel from Chehalis, Washington sent in this one:
"Till and Turn Again"
Judy says: Hope I didn't just miss this quote on your site, but my friend has a sign that says "A garden is a thing of beauty, and a job forever" - You didn't miss it Judy, thanks so much for adding this one!
Eloise says "Free weeds; You pick 'em"
Dianne contributed these two: "Garden of Weedin'" and "You Grow, Girl!"
Kimberly gave us three funny sayings:
"We are so excited; we wet our plants."
"A dirty hoe is a happy hoe."
"Grow, Damn it"... or "Grow, Darn it"
Kristie says: "Please, no stopping at the gate to chat...
Unless you have a cold beer"
Rose sent this one: "Honeysuckle Haven"
Here's one from Dayna: "Get Down and Get Dirty"
Two new sayings, one from Jennifer: "Gardener wanted – must look good bending over" and Susan sent this one: "Old gardeners never die...they just spade away"
Thanks, Briana, for your really cute saying: "Plant Smiles, Grow Giggles, Harvest Love"
"It's Spring....we are so excited, we wet our plants!" Thanks to Margie for this one.
John shared this funny saying: "I'm not getting old, I just need to be repotted!"
This one is contributed by Tyler: " the seeds of desire within your mind can only bloom if you water them with
Alice says: "Gardening: just another day at the plant"
This one from Debra: "Kiss of the sun for pardon..." on a plaque with birds and a sun.
Brenda contributed this one: "Potted Fever"
Jude says: "Show me your garden and I'll tell you who you are"
Carol's Granny used to say; "You gotta go through the brush to get to the picnic..." - how true!
Rina says she's been making plaques with witty quotes on for sale - as a pensioner, she's using her skills to bring in a bit more money to lighten the load. She sent me this picture to share with you:
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